blue. teenager. sour candy. chinese food. movies. comic books.
MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS
I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
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When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
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so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
(Source: swanjolras, via theprincess-bride)
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH
(Source: seriousjones, via theteenpauladeen)
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
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This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha
(Source: koreanmulan, via fuckyeahdicaprio)
Reblog if you know where this was from.
Why are there so few notes?! Dear God.
EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from
Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.
If you’re over the age of 14 you should know
SO, ONCE AGAIN
THE DAY
IS SAVED
THANKS TO…
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
one time I was looking at a map
and I find out Townsville is a real place in Australiait’s in queensland it’s a hole
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riding your man like
Well gone head with your animated self.
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| white dad in any movie: | but son, you're throwing away your DREAM |
| white son in any movie: | no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~ |
