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my name is Tisha and i am a girl. christian. I will A your Q's.the office. dunder mifflin. marvel. thor. gambino. sinatra. the 1975. sheeran.
blue. teenager. 17. sour candy. chinese food. movies.titanic. scarface. comic books. feminist. humanist.
straight. LGBT supporter. lover of all things unique. beets, bears, battlestar galactica. Your ass is grass and im gonna mow it.

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job


crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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Here is the truth: It is hard to be in love 
with someone who is in love with someone else. 
I don’t know how to turn that into poetry.Clementine von Radics, from Untitled  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: despinavass)


joseguwop:

keep all ya shit lowkey cuz soon as ppl find out they gone try n fuk ya shit up


officialunitedstates:

if you ever want to make a lot of money open up a restaurant and cut all the portions in half and then charge 5x as much and call it something french and have long waits for service