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my name is Tisha and i am a girl. christian. I will A your Q's.the office. dunder mifflin. marvel. thor. gambino. sinatra. the 1975. sheeran.
blue. teenager. 17. sour candy. chinese food. movies.titanic. scarface. comic books. feminist. humanist.
straight. LGBT supporter. lover of all things unique. beets, bears, battlestar galactica. Your ass is grass and im gonna mow it.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)


nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying


pineplapple:

when you win an argument you weren’t expecting to win


unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

(Source: isilence)


motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling


peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


manaphy:

if you do giveaways you deserve a pat on the back cause i cant even give up a cheeto without hesitation or regret