my name is Tisha and i am a girl. christian. I will A your Q's.the office. dunder mifflin. marvel. thor. gambino. sinatra. the 1975. sheeran.
blue. teenager. 17. sour candy. chinese food. movies.titanic. scarface. comic books. feminist. humanist.
straight. LGBT supporter. lover of all things unique. beets, bears, battlestar galactica. Your ass is grass and im gonna mow it.

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via pizza)

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if u texted drake in the middle of the night that u were sad he would leap into his toyota corrola and drive to your house immediately…even tho his legs are too big and his knees smash into the steering wheel every time he gets into the car…and sometimes at night he wonders if he should buy a more fuel efficient car…but his mom gave him this toyota corolla in high school and he doesnt want to disrespect her

(Source: drakefan666, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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(Source: missespeon, via hotboyproblems)

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burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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(via hotboyproblems)

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rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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(Source: rainbowsnowflakekittens, via bluehighdrangea)

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shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

(Source: silentowl, via phiadoo)

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-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via lizzundead)

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