blue. teenager. sour candy. chinese food. movies. comic books.
Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde
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My mom called me and wouldn’t stop talking.
That’s a soda can.
No it’s my mom.
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Catch Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in the epic conclusion to The Hangover Trilogy – late night screenings tonight, everywhere tomorrow! Get tickets: http://hangoverpart3.com
reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- highdeas.com
- joe biden
- the letter Q
- dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
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reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- highdeas.com
- joe biden
- the letter Q
- dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
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soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
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take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
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“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”
“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”
“Oh, we don’t know…”
“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”
“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”
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one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
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